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Is It Because I’m Pregnant?

Posted on December 17, 2009 by louloupink

Here at Deliciousness and Poopiness, I would like to introduce a new section called Is it Because I’m Pregnant? So many seemingly blameable preg-instances have happened lately that I feel the need to present some of them to a non-biased audience . So, please, by all means, you be the judge:

Yesterday, while Steve was home for lunch, I had to use the bathroom for the twelfth time, mid-conversation. It was a typical, worthless number one bathroom visit as most of them are during this pregnancy, “Oh my GOD I am going to pee my pants if I don’t get to the bathroom stat!” And then I sit, looking forward to the relief of what feels like should be gallons of pee, only to drip drip. What an emergency.

Afterward, I sat at the table having a very grown up conversation with Steve while he ate his lunch. When I stood, I adjusted my pants as I habitually do during this pregnancy due to my stomach : ass ratio. And what to my wondering eyes hand did appear – used toilet paper hanging out of my pants. You might say that this could happen to anyone, pregnant or not. But, I would like to present to you evidence that it is because I am pregnant. Firstly, it is something that has never happened before while I wasn’t pregnant. Second, I’m all off and wonky and things are out of wack and just different everywhere. And that is why I really think it begs the question: Is It Because I’m Pregnant?